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Cassidy's tickets, Ed Burns, and what the pursuit actually was

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Recorded 2026-08-17Hare's dictation, transcribed verbatim with spellings preserved.All sources
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Dictated by Jonathan Paul Hare in working sessions with Claude (Anthropic) and transcribed in-session. Lightly cleaned for typographic errors and false starts; wording, sequence and emphasis preserved. Not an audio transcript. Where the distilled page differs from the source, the source governs.

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My sister Cassidy got me the VIP tickets to Moby, who she knows well. She worked for MTV, VH1, ABC, BET, etc. She knew all of them well, and I hung out with her often when I was in NYC. You're being to paranoid here. This is a new type of social network, and I'm posting things about my life and interactions.

BTW, one of my friends who was working to introduce me to Christy (and I had no expectation to actually date her - later told me that she was in a serious relationship with Ed Burns, and that (to quote her) I had actually fallen in love with Ed Burns, who was the one who encouraged her to enroll in NYU. Apparently he wanted her to become more intellectual, and stop hanging uot with the celebrity fashion crowd so much. That's the part that was special about her. There are many, many beautiful models in the world - very few of them are intellectual and buddhist.

I just wanted to meet her...if someone is your dream girl, you just want to know her. Anything was possible, but I had no specific expectations - I just knew we would be lifelong friends if we ever did meet.

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Editorial record

This record closes the open question from S-055: the Moby concert tickets came from Hare's sister Cassidy Arkin, who knew Moby well from her television career; the friends' word about the Turlington–Patric breakup explains Hare's eagerness, not the invitation. The Moby event page has been corrected accordingly and the ask removed. It also revises the record's framing of the Turlington thread: Hare states he had no expectation of dating her — he wanted to know her, and the quality that made her the dream girl was the NYU-and-Buddhism part, not the supermodel part. A friend working the introduction later told him Turlington was in a serious relationship with Ed Burns — the relationship that became her marriage, on the public record — and delivered the line that closes the thread: that Hare had actually fallen in love with Ed Burns, who had encouraged her toward NYU and away from the celebrity fashion crowd. An editorial reversal is recorded: S-055's notes declined to create a Turlington entity; Hare directed otherwise, on the grounds that this is a social record of his life and interactions and the material is benign. The page now exists, built on this record's framing. The friend who delivered the Ed Burns line remains unnamed because Hare has not named her.

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